Grandpa Gorman's Cleansing Shower
- chapter 31 -
Assorted Bits of Wisdom
University of Common Sense
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SEX EDUCATION - - - OR - - - "INDOCTRINATION"
Sex education in our schools might be okay with me
If they tempered talk of sex with plain morality.
Abstinence 'til marriage and then, fidelity
If that's old-fashioned common sense, old-fashioned let it be.
WHY ARE WE REACHING FOR THE STARS?
Today I heard our President say: "We've got to get to Mars."
But, are we sure our goal in life is reaching for the stars?
Our romance with the heavens costs a monstrous buck
While human problems go untended down here in the muck.
THE RICHEST GARBAGE IN THE WORLD
Americans produce the richest garbage in the world
Some industries pollute the land, we're always being told.
Destroying our resources guarantees that we will die
In wasteful, needless misery, and God will ask us: "WHY?"
|REMEMBER WHEN GASOLINE COST 10 cents A GALLON?
American guts, American industry
We gave it to our Arab "friends" to spend in luxury
Hall of SHAME!
|GIVING AWAY OUR SECURITY. . .
We built the Panama Canal to keep
us safe from harm
In one mad year we gave it all to Panamanian goons
WE CAN'T FIX ALL THE WORLD'S MISERY. .
Sending food to starving folks - a fine and noble deed
But, it's quite impossible such miseries to feed.
Unless they practice birth control and fix their politics
They'll starve in multi-millions, in no way we can fix.
WANT SOME HARD FACTS ??
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