Grandpa Gorman's Cleansing Shower
- chapter 29 -


Assorted Bits of Wisdom
from the
University of Common Sense
- - continued - -


Of all deceivers in the world - -
SOME ADVERTISING guys are worst
They use their skills and talent to create a buying thirst.

Foreign products, lousy food, filthy movies, phony honey
They'll dump them onto trusting folks so long as they make money.

They peddle shoddy merchandise and schemes to get-rich-quick
Seducing kids with credit cards, political ads that make you sick!

How do they face their kids at night? How teach them honesty?
When all day long they're writing ads that drip hypocrisy?


SOCIAL PLANNERS - Arrogance + Ignorance + Power

The "social planners" road to hell is paved with good intentions
They sit in air-conditioned ease, concocting new inventions.

Their plans are fuzzy, hard to see, as through a bed of kelp
And often harm the very ones they're setting out to help!


PARENTS HAVE THE POWER TO CLEAN UP TV. . .

TV's deadly to your kids - like plague, TB, or cancer
Violence and twisted sex. . . Parents! Here's your answer!

TELL THE SPONSORS YOU WON'T BUY THEIR PRODUCTS ANYMORE
If they don't stop financing such disgusting blood and gore.

(HIT THEM IN THE POCKETBOOK where they keep their conscience)


THE TV NEWS HYENA. . . NO TACT!. . . NO SHAME!

The TV new reporter is a pest you can't escape
Shoves a mike into the face of a girl who's just been raped.

"Tell me how you feel, my dear. our audience wants to know
"Perhaps it feels like rape to you . . . To us it's just a show."


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