Grandpa Gorman's Cleansing Shower
- chapter 14 -

LOOK, LOOK! She's Nursing a BABY!

What?. . . I ought too NURSE my baby?. . . What will people say?
How can I expose myself so many times a day?

I'd rather feed her milk from cows and processed baby food
Isn't that what experts say is nourishing and good?

The "experts" aren't always right, you know; use your common sense
You never see a deer or skunk suckle cows down by the fence.

Cow's milk is for newborn calves; mother's milk for babes
That's the way that Nature planned and that's what baby craves

So, do not hesitate to nurse your child; it's surely Nature's way
Propaganda put aside, ignore what others say

Did Nature give you two fine breasts to fill out your brassiere?
To splash on Playboy's centerfold for high school boys to leer?

OF COURSE NOT!. . .

Those lovely, truly wondrous glands are marvels of Creation
Designed to NURSE YOUR PRECIOUS CHILD and not for exploitation

IN ALL THIS BUSY, FRANTIC WORLD WITH PEOPLE RUNNING WILD,
THE LOVELIEST, MOST TRANQUIL SCENE IS MOTHER NURSING CHILD!

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